running, eating, falling

ok, so i feel like marathons/triathalons/5K/10K/2552894K are the new thang...! it's like the new Facebook or the new Twilight. running marathons are WHAT PEOPLE DO these days...

i just dont get it.

even if I was in tip top shape, running would STILL be a horrible miserable activity. let's just say that i love working out at the gym, but a marathon is NOT on my bucket list of things to do before i die.  it's kinda like eating larvae-filled cheese (they really eat that in Norway!); i'm MORE than ok with not doing a marathon in this lifetime.

(sorry to offend anyone who loves running marathons. good for you! seriously)

speaking of eating nasty things (the aforementioned cheese), do you remember that 'old' show Fear Factor? i used to watch it and always think to myself that i could do it and WIN!!  however--hands down--i would never be able to win because of the second phase of the show...the part where they bring you a platter full of pig's guts or cow brains to EAT in a timed period of 3 minutes.  i would totally not eat it and thus get kicked off the show. so alas, Fear Factor, i would not be able to conquer you. 

i would be able to do things along the lines of sky diving, however... (and it's a dream of mine to be on the Amazing Race.)

^ that was a fun thing.

ok i guess i'm done for now. this was a completely pointless blog.